Can’t wait for tumblr to roll out tumblr+, the premium web site membership. For only $9.99 a month you can enjoy classic tumblr features such as: a functional web site.
Since tumblr has hinted at a paid for version in a recent survey, it’s time to bring back my possibly future predicting post.
this is such an insane thing for the president of the united states to say as justification for gun control like literally the least reassuring statement possible
the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line
